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I'm an obtuse man...
...so I'll try to be oblique
Created on 2002-02-28 09:52:19 (#482209), last updated 2007-08-17
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| Name: | Dr Leroy Majestik |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 04-28 |
| Location: | Orlando, Florida, United States |
"First of all, the retarded don’t rule the night. They don’t rule it. Nobody does. And they don’t run in packs either. While they may not be as strong as apes, don’t lock eyes with them. It puts them on edge. It might put them in berserker mode...make'em come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You might be screaming 'No, no, no!!!' but all they can hear is 'Who wants cake?'"
~ Wilford Brimley
~ Wilford Brimley
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/., absurdity, accidental retardedness, acid house kings, anime, anti-work, bargain hunting, beauty, berserk, bum deal, c-86, c.s. lewis, cabin boy, calculations, camper van beethoven, chamber, chaos, charts and graphs, chasing dorotea, chicken salad, chris elliot, devo, digitpress, disgaea, doktor kosmos, e.v.o., earl grey, edson, false statements, fast cash, final fantasy tactics, fixin' stuff, flash dancing, food, fruit punch, fun, fun stuff, gamesarefun, geoffrey jellineck, ginger beer, go sailor, heavenly, hip hop, hobo's delight, hobos, hugs, ice cream, indian food, indie pop, indie rock, john frusciante, karaoke, kith, komeda, lobsters, lots of music, marine research, mathemagic, minimalism, moderation, monkey chicken lizard, mr. show, namai, nice things, nintendo, obscurity, old skool games, onyx blackman, open box, pawn shops, physics, pirates, pleasure club, poop jokes, poppolar, pretty lips, random, rapping wizards, records, root beer, rpg's, saab, scan design, science, sedaris, sgml, sketch comedy, small appliances, snes, snow, snow tea, soda, standards, strangers with candy, stuff, sugar, swede pop, sweden, swedish design, teavana, tempur pedic, the dawn treader, the softies, thriftin', timbaland and magoo, twee, twee pop, unlimited continues, vinyl, ween, wicked basslines, words i can't spell, writing, xtc (the band)
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